एक लड़का बाइक पर एक आँटी को उसके घर छोड़ने जा रहा था।
रास्ते में जब भी आँटी के बूब्स लड़के की पीठ से टकराते तो लड़का कहता—” ना पिंटू ना, ये आँटी है। ”
रास्ते भर यही चलता रहा।
घर पहुँचने पर आँटी बोली—” रास्ते भर ये तू किस पिंटू से बात कर रहा था ? ”
लड़का शरमाते हुए बोला—” आप के निप्पल बार बार टकरा रहे थे और मेरा पेनिस बार बार खड़ा हो रहा था। तो मैं उसे हर बार समझा रहा था कि, पिंटू खड़ा ना हो, ये तो आँटी है। ”
आँटी बोली—” धत्त पगले, आँटी तो मैं तेरी हूँ, पिंटू की नहीं…….चल अंदर। “😘 😜😜😜
Why condoms are packed in 3s, 6s & 12s
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy Asks, “What are these, Dad?”
To which the man
Matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.”
Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday..”
“Cool” says the boy… He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March….up to December”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤔The boy replied; “I am not getting married.😋🤣🤣🤣
Penis Insurance ???
An extra smart guy was trying to pull the leg of an insurance agent ….and asks him : “Do you do Penis Insurance ?”
Agent : “Yes , sir , we do Penis Insurance” .
Man : “You replace with a new one ?”
Agent : “No , sir . Once it stops to work , we ensure free service to your wife for the rest of your Life”😄😂😜
Man: madarchod 😡
😂😂😂😅😛
Banta was drunk in a Cinema theatre with his girlfriend and suddenly he fell asleep. After a while, he woke up and shouted :
“My Penis”
Everyone was surprised,
He continued;
“where is my Penis? Someone has cut my Penis and my Nuts… Oh God, what have I done…”
The embarrassed Girlfriend said!
“Shut up you idiot…! Your hand is inside my Panty….”
🤣🤣🤣😜
The Black Bra : A Story by a Married Woman….
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is in a love relation, and I have been married for 5+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went….
My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you..’ Then we made passionate love all night long.
The one in Love Relation :
Me too ! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story :
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“Khane main kya hai Batman?”😂😝😝😝😆😆
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